Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
i hate being shy it ruined my childhood and now it’s ruining the rest of my life
self-care is slathering yourself in baby oil and sliding down the 7th lane in your local bowling alley so the mechanical pin setter will pick you up and take you to the forbidden place behind the bowling lanes where you can meet God but only on tuesdays
when you the oldest one on thanksgiving
I feel like he didn’t set this up
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first